... I Learned The Hard Way That

If You Want To Be Alive And Live In A Real World, If You Want To Have Any Emotions At All In Your Life, You Must Willingly, Knowingly, Repeatedly Set Yourself Up For Things Possibly Not Ending Up 'happily Ever After.

Three Cigarettes In, Your Body Already Craves It. It Is That Addictive.

Who Says There Can't Be More Than One Very Attractive Woman On A Show Without It Becoming Charlie's Angels?

My Daughter Teases Me Once In A While Saying, Remember When You Used To Be My Mother And You Had Black Hair?

There Is No Cure For Emphysema, But You Can Start Treating It And Have A Better Quality Of Life.