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I Know Very Little About Acting. I'm Just An Incredibly Gifted Faker.

Smoking Dope And Smoking Coke, You Are Rendered Defenseless. The Only Way Out Of That Hopeless State Is Intervention.

It’s Such A Floating Freak Show. You Get A Bit Older And You Start To See What’s Going On Backstage In The Collective Psyche Of This Ridiculous Industry. … Nothing Pleases Me More Than When Somebody Who Was Awe-inspired To Be Working With Me Realizes I’m Just Another Schmuck That They’re Bored Of Hanging Out With On A Set. I Love That Moment. I Like It When That Persistent Illusion Is Smashed.

I Thought That The Grounded-ish Nature Of The First Iron Man And Where I Think The Success Of It Was Based Was I Think People Got Excited That This Was A Technologically Possible Occurrence; And Didn't Obama Order An Iron Man?

I Make Faces For Cash And Chicken.