I Know Which Side My Bread Is

The Three Horrors Of Modern Life - Talk Without Meaning, Desire Without Love, Work Without Satisfaction.

Women Are Good Listeners, But It's A Waste Of Time Telling Your Troubles To A Man Unless There's Something Specific You Want Him To Do.

The Neurotic Thinks Himself Both Hamlet And Claudius, In A World That Belongs To Polonius.

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

Women Go To Beauty Parlors For The Unmussed Look Men Hate.