I Know Only Two Words Of American

Depending Upon Shock Tactics Is Easy, Whereas Writing A Good Play Is Difficult. Pubic Hair Is No Substitute For Wit.

The More We Elaborate Our Means Of Communication, The Less We Communicate.

Like Its Politicians And Its Wars, Society Has The Teenagers It Deserves.

Our Dourest Parsons, Who Followed The Nonconformist Fashion Of Long Extemporary Prayers, Always Seemed To Me To Be Bent On Bullying God.

There Is Romance, The Genuine Glinting Stuff, In Typewriters, And Not Merely In Their Development From Clumsy Giants Into Agile Dwarfs, But In The History Of Their Manufacture, Which Is Filled With Raids, Battles, Lonely Pioneers, Great Gambles, Hope, Fear, Despair, Triumph. If Some Of Our Novels Could Be Written By The Typewriters Instead Of On Them, How Much Better They Would Be.