I Know My Republican Friends Were Glad

When We Got Into Office, The Thing That Surprised Me Most Was To Find That Things Were Just As Bad As We'd Been Saying They Were.

We Have Become More And More Not A Nation Of Athletes But A Nation Of Spectators.

I Have A Nice Home, The Office Is Close By, And The Pay Is Good.

We Must Face The Fact That The United States Is Neither Omnipotent Nor Omniscient, That We Cannot Impose Our Will Upon The Other 94 Percent Of Mankind, That We Cannot Right Every Wrong Or Reverse Every Adversity, And That Therefore There Cannot Be An American Solution To Every World Problem.

Don't Pray For An Easy Life, Pray To Be A Stronger Man.