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At Fifteen One Is First Beginning To Realize That Everything Isn't Money And Power In This World, And Is Casting About For Joys That Do Not Turn To Dross In One's Hands.

Most Of The Arguments To Which I Am Party Fall Somewhat Short Of Being Impressive, Owing To The Fact That Neither I Nor My Opponent Knows What We Are Talking About.

Dachshunds Are Ideal Dogs For Small Children, As They Are Already Stretched And Pulled To Such A Length That The Child Cannot Do Much Harm One Way Or The Other.

Why Don't You Get Out Of That Wet Coat And Into A Dry Martini?

But Ice-crunching And Loud Gum-chewing, Together With Drumming On Tables, And Whistling The Same Tune 70 Times In Succession, Because They Indicate An Indifference On The Part Of The Perpetrator To The Rest Of The World In General, Are Not Only Registered On The Delicate Surfaces Of The Brain But Eat Little Holes In It Until It Finally Collapses Or Blows Up.