I Know I'm An Acquired Taste -

I'm A Daughter Of A Minister And I Love Chasing The Dark. That Which Is Hidden. I Like Licking It Like Ice Cream

I Can't Have Discussions About It Anymore, I Just Can't. When Someone Asks Me If I've Found Jesus, I Say, 'yeah, I Saw Him At A Nirvana Concert A Couple Of Years Ago.' It's Like, Jesus Has Got Things To Do, He's Got A Ten O'clock. He's Not Going To Fix Things For Me, I Have To Fix Things For Myself, So I Try And Have A Sense Of Humor About It And Nobody Finds My Humor Very Amusing. We've Just Got To Lighten Up On The Savior Bit, Folks. You Know, Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood.

I'm Not Like A Poker Player. I'm Not Into Bluff. My Way Is To Look Someone In The Eye And Tell Them The Way I'm Intending To Go. My Cards Are Always On The Table.

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

So, You Can Make Me Come, That Doesn't Make You Jesus.