...i Know Good Design When I Fail

...i Know Good Design When I Fail To Trip Over It.

Time Didn't Pass; It Tailgated.

Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers When It Comes To Hooking Small Children.

The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew Men Would Walk On Mars In My Lifetime. I'm No Longer Nearly So Sure. The Last Budget Put Forward In Canada Contained Not A Penny For Mars.

Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.