I Know Dead. I've Been There, Done

Who Knew Hitting My Head And Passing Out Would Be So Much Fun?

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.

I Am Not A Morning Person. Never Have Been - Never Want To Be. As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Vaguely Distrustful Of People Who Bound Out Of Bed Early Like Demented Puppies. It's Barbaric To Wake Up Before 9:00 A.m.

I Closed My Eyes And Rested My Head Against His Chest, Wishing Sincerely That Rhiannon Would Get Hit By A Bus.

As Your Girlfriend, You've Just Pissed Me Off. As Your High Priestess, You've Just Insulted Me. And As Someone With A Working Brain, You've Made Me Wonder If You've Lost Every Bit Of Your Sense. (zoey Redbird)