I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women,

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.

I Drift Along, Thinking About The Past A Great Deal. The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful, And The Best Place To Live. I End Up There Quite Often, You Know; It's Very Comfortable And Dependable.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.