I Knocked Part Of My Tooth Out

He's The Funniest, Smartest Person I Know. It Doesn't Mean He Doesn't Bug Me And I'm Sure I Bug Him Sometimes.

People Go To Casinos For The Same Reason They Go On Blind Dates - Hoping To Hit The Jackpot. But Mostly, You Just Wind Up Broke Or Alone In A Bar.

I'm Curious About Everything, Except What People Have To Say About Me.

I Know That He, Matthew Broderick, Doesn't Have His Laundry Done, And That He Hasn't Had A Hot Meal In Days. That Stuff Weighs On My Mind.

I Think Women Of A Certain Generation, Mine In Particular, Feel Like We Can Have It All Because That's What We Were Fed. It's Like, We Reap The Benefits Of The Feminist Movement - They Did All The Legwork And Now We're Going To Try To Be Parents And Successful Business People And Great Wives And Good Friends And Take A Cooking Class And Blah, Blah, Blah.