I Knew That If I Wanted To

My Mother Told Me Homer Ditto Was Not My Father. Nope. Mom Had Had A Fling With Some Other Guy Who Was My Dad. Some Dude Who Didn't Stick Around Too Long Who Mom Was Happy To Get Rid Of. She Chose Homer, And Homer Chose Me, So He Lent Me His Name Even Though I Didn't Have His Blood.

I Can Take Care Of A House, And Some People I Meet, I Think, 'you Don't Even Know How To Make A Bed.

The Black Bubble Dress Is A Must! The Leggings Are Absolutely Amazing Too, They Fit Perfectly And Let You Breath When Still Being Super High-waisted. They Are Everything And So Easy To Pair Anything With.

Growing Up As A Chubby Kid With A Ton Of Imaginary Friends And A Cyndi Lauper Obsession, I Learned About Rejection Early On And Was Constantly Trying To Avoid It.

I've Belched A Lot More Since I Had Gall Bladder Surgery. I Don't Know Why.