I Knew I Was In England By

Blaming Women Is Always In Fashion.

Friends Love Misery... Our Misery Is What Endears Us To Our Friends.

Women Who Bear Children Before They Establish Serious Habits Of Work, May Never Establish Them At All.

I Have Forgotten My Rave Reviews And Memorized My Vicious Ones - Like Most Writers.

Every Time We Hit An Air Pocket And The Plane Dropped About Five Hundred Feet (leaving My Stomach In My Mouth) I Vowed To Give Up Sex, Bacon, And Air Travel If I Ever Made It Back To Terra Firma In One Piece.