I Just Want You To Be Happy.

Colin Did Not Laugh. Instead He Thought, Tampons Have Strings? Why? Of All The Major Human Mysteries - God, The Nature Of The Universe, Etc. - He Knew The Least About Tampons. To Colin, Tampons Were A Little Bit Like Grizzly Bears: He Was Aware Of Their Existence, But He'd Never Seen On In The Wild, And Didn't Really Care To.

This Is The Homosexuality Is An Abomination Club, Right?

You Can't Just Make Yourself Matter And Then Die, Alaska, Because Now I Am Irretrievably Different.

What Happens In The Band Room Stays In The Band Room.

Breaking Up Isn't Something That Gets Done To You; Its Something That Happens With You.