I Just Want To Make Beautiful, Glamorous

I Interview These People All The Time Who Come To My Office And Say, "i Want To Be A Fashion Designer." I Tell Them Where They Should Start, And They Say, "i Don't Want To Do That. I Don't Want To Get Anyone Coffee." Don't They Know It Is Great To Get People Coffee?

We Are Actually Starting To Manipulate Our Bodies, Because We Can, Into A Shape. We Are Becoming Our Own Art. But What Happens For Me Is That It Desexualizes Everything. You Know, You Start To Look More And More Polished, More And More Lacquered And You Look Like A Beautiful Car. Does Anyone Want To Sleep With You? Does Anyone Want To Touch You? Does Anyone Want To Kiss You? Maybe Not, Because You're Too Scary.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was Going To Be An Actor. I Actually Studied Acting When I Was At Nyu, And I Made A Lot Of Television Commercials - That's Actually How I Put Myself Through Nyu And Through College.

I Do Everything Completely Naked

A Man Should Never Wear Shorts In The City. Flip-flops And Shorts In The City Are Never Appropriate. Shorts Should Only Be Worn On The Tennis Court Or On The Beach.