I Just Want $1 Million Next Season,

I Think The Fans Of The Old-school Internet Shorts Were A Little Bit Older Just Because It Was Racier Material.

I Don't Want To Rap About My Car. How Generic Is That? Be Creative.

There's A Side That I Want To Do Just Like Really Retarded Arty Films … Like Parody, Pretentious Art Films That Kind Of Are Supposed To Have Some Deep Meaning.

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.