I Just Wanna Hang Out. No Big

Magicians Are Definitely More Arrogant. They're Kind Of Like "abra Kadabra, You're An Idiot," They Don't Let You In On The Joke. Comedians, You're Always In On The Joke Unless It's Andy Kaufman.

The Dating Process Is Not Normal For Me.

That Peace That We're After, Lies Somewhere Beyond Personality, Beyond The Perception Of Others, Beyond Invention And Disguise, Even Beyond Effort Itself. You Can Join The Game, Fight The Wars, Play With Form All You Want, But To Find Real Peace, You Have To Let The Armor Fall.

It's Nice To Finally Get Scripts Offered To Me That Aren't The Ones Tom Hanks Wipes His Butt With.

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.