I Just Think Everyone Needs Their Own

Women Will Never Be As Successful As Men Because They Have No Wives To Advise Them.

I'm Gonna Keep Singing And Dancing As Long As I Can.

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.

I Sing All Day. And It's Good For You. Good For Your Vocal Cords.

I Was The Worst Game Show Host That Ever Lived, And I Knew It.