I Just Like To Look Beautiful Sometimes.

My Tattoo Is Of A Cannon In Vancouver That I Got In A Fleeting Moment Of Stupidity Maybe 14 Years Ago. A Lot Of People Have Really Beautiful Tattoos, And I Get Real Tattoo Envy. But Then Other People Basically Just Treat Them Like Bumper Stickers For Their Bodies.

I Remember Being Upset Because I Was Finally Legal To Drink In Canada, And I Decided To Throw That All Away And Move To America, Where I Had To Wait Another Two Years. I Came Here To Do Improv And To Try To Join The Groundlings.

It's Funny, Because There Are So Many Stereotypes Out There About Actors And Movie Stars In General, But I've Had A Great Opportunity To Meet A Lot Of Them, And Maybe It's Just Because They Don't Behave That Way Around Me, But I Rarely See That Kind Of Abuse Of Power.

I Feared Disappointing My Father More Than Anything In The World.

I Dragged My Wife From Our Honeymoon In Africa And Landed Her In Ontario, Canada, When It Was -40 Degrees.