"i Just Like To Know," Said Pooh

If The English Language Had Been Properly Organized ... Then There Would Be A Word Which Meant Both 'he' And 'she', And I Could Write, 'if John Or Mary Comes Heesh Will Want To Play Tennis', Which Would Save A Lot Of Trouble.

Now Then, Pooh," Said Christopher Robin, "where's Your Boat?" "i Ought To Say," Explained Pooh As They Walked Down To The Shore Of The Island, "that It Isn't Just An Ordinary Sort Of Boat. Sometimes It's A Boat, And Sometimes It's More Of An Accident. It All Depends." "depends On What?" "on Whether I'm On The Top Of It Or Underneath It.

How Lucky I Am To Have Something That Makes Saying Goodbye So Hard.

There's The South Pole, Said Christopher Robin, And I Expect There's An East Pole And A West Pole, Though People Don't Like Talking About Them.

So Perhaps The Best Thing To Do Is To Stop Writing Introductions And Get On With The Book.