I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All

I Hate Fame. I Hate Being Recognized, Because I Don't Know How To Talk To People.

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

I Sort Of Have Open Invitations From A Lot Of People To Do Tv. But It's Very Hard For Me To Do Roles In Sitcoms And Movies Because I'm Not A Great Actor, So If The Material Isn't Good, I'm In Torment While I Do It.

When People Told The Audience That [sam Kinison] Was Good, He Was Accepted After That.

In Estimating The Adversities Of Life, We Would Seldom Have Much Reason To Complain Of The Evils We Suffer, Did We Understand The Dangers We Daily Escape.