I Just Drank A Fifth Of Vodka,

I'm Stupid, I'm Ugly, I'm Dumb, I Smell. Did I Mention I'm Stupid?

Don't You Wanna Grow Up To Be Just Like Me, I Slap Women And Eat Mushrooms Then Od.

Youre Still Beautiful To Me, Cause Youre My Mom.

You're Not Going To Say Anything About Me That I'm Not Going To Say About Myself. There's So Many Things That I Think About Myself; If Someone Really Wanted To Get At Me, They Could Say This And This And This. So I'm Going To Say It Before They Can. It's The Best Policy For Me.

I Didn't Just Invent Saying Offensive Things.