I Just Drank A Fifth Of Vodka,

You Know, Not To Sound Corny Or Nuthin', But I Felt Like A Fighter Comin' Up, Man. I Felt Like, You Know, I'm Being Attacked For This Reason Or That Reason, And I Gotta Fight My Way Through This.

I Wanna Get On Tv And Just Let Loose. But Can't, But It's Cool For Tom Green To Hump A Dead Moose.

If I Had One Wish I Would Ask For A Big Enough Ass For The Whole World To Kiss.

The Truth Is You Don't Know What Is Going To Happen Tomorrow. Life Is A Crazy Ride, And Nothing Is Guaranteed.

Be Proud To Be Out Of Your Mind And Out Of Control.