I Just Don't Ever Want To Play

I'm Carded For R-rated Movies. And I Get Talked Down To A Lot. When I Try To Go Rent A Car Or Buy An Airplane Ticket Or Other Stuff Adults Do, I Get "okaaaaaay, Honey." I Remember When I Was 18, Getting Crayons In A Restaurant.

I Don't Think I Have The Stomach Veronica Has. I Think I Have The Determination And The Stubbornness And A Little Bit Of The Go-get-em. But I Think I'm About 20 Percent More Girl Than Veronica Is. There's A Lot Of Veronica That Hits Home With Me, The Sort Of Feisty Area. But I Think That I Have A Little Bit More Girl. I'd Scream My Head Off If I Saw A Body In The Freezer.

Something Magical Happened When I Turned 25 - I Looked In The Mirror And Was Like, 'you Might Not Get Carded For An R-rated Movie Anymore.' Like I Didn't Have A Little Stick Figure Anymore.

Detroit, The Heart Of The Country... I Grew Up On 10 Mile, 2 Miles Better Than 8 Mile.

I Was Never A Hammy Child. But I Could Make People Laugh.