I Just Don't Believe In Helping People

Love Sucks. Sometimes It Feels Good. Sometimes It's Just Another Way To Bleed.

The Federal Government Has Never Been Known For Its Sense Of Humor.

No, Really, Ronnie, It's Good To Share Information When You Know Someone Else Is Dating The Lunarly Challenged.

I'm Learning That You Have To Make Time For What's Important. You Have To Fight To Carve Little Pieces Of Happiness Out Of Your Life, Or The Everyday Emergencies Will Eat Up Everything.

Being A Successful Couple Was Learning What You Were Willing To Compromise On, And What You Weren't; Learning When To Stand Your Ground, And When To Give It Up; What Was Truly Important Enough To Fight Over, And What Was Just You Being Pissy. You Learned Each Other's Hot Buttons, The Places That Hurt, Or Angered, When You Pressed Them. Love Makes You Learn Where All The Pitfalls Are, And How To Avoid Them, Or How To Set Them Off.