I Just Admire My Mother Very Much.

You Know How I Always Seem To Be Struggling, Even When The Situation Doesn't Call For It?

My Father Was A Joyous, Joyous Spirit, He Really Was. He Was A Hedonist, That Was Just - He Enjoyed Life, Thrust Up To The Elbows With It. He Was A Terrible Father. I Don't Know That He Was Parented That Well.

My Inner World Seems Largely To Consist Of Three Rotating Emotions: Embarrassment, Rage, And Tension. Sometimes I Feel Excited, But I Think That's Just Positive Tension.

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.