I Judge People Very Quickly.

I Learned Something From A String Of Failed Relationships. You Don't See A Pattern Quickly. You See It Over Time. I Learned To Stop Jumping In At The First Sign Of Attraction. As Soon As You're Attracted To Someone, You Go For It - Whether Or Not It's A Good Idea. Basically, Just Going Out And Getting Laid.

Because Technically Actors Are Just Public Servants Really. They Just Tell Stories Because People Need To Be Told Stories. That's All It Is. And Yet We Get Treated As Though We're Important.

Girls Didn't Really Take Much Interest In Me Until I Was About 14. But I Knew How To Talk To Them Very Quickly. What I Figured Out - That My Friends Didn't - Was You Have To Talk To Women Like You're Not Constantly Trying To Have Sex With Them. That Seemed To Work.

At The Heart Of Every Really Good Christmas Movie Is The Threat, I Suppose, To Christmas. Something Is Wrong With Christmas, In All Of These Movies. In 'the Polar Express,' There's A Kid That Doesn't Really Believe, And That's The Threat To Christmas. In 'santa Claus: The Movie,' Jealousy And Greed Are Threatening To Overrun His Christmas.

I Think The Most Romantic Thing You Can Do Is Just Turn Up. Turn Up When It's Difficult For You. Travel Halfway Around The World Or Just Up The Road. Whatever It Is, Just Be There.