I Jest, Of Course; Premature Ejaculation Isn't

I Almost Choke On My Popcorn When I Hear Film Stars, Who Walk On Red Carpets As Much As The Rest Of Us Do On Zebra Crossings, Criticising Youngsters Who Crave Fame.

There's Something Brave And Touching About Game Girls Of All Ages Keeping Themselves Smart In Hard Times - One Thinks Of Those Wonderful Women During World War Ii Drawing Stocking Seams In Eyebrow Pencil Up The Back Of Legs Stained With Gravy Browning Because Nylons Were So Hard To Get Hold Of.

People - And I Include Myself - Get Fat Because They Choose Pleasure Over Self-denial.

Contrasting British Servicemen And Women With The Appeasers, It Is Hard Not To Laugh. Are These Two Sides Even The Same Species, Let Alone The Same Nationality? On One Hand The Selflessness And Internationalism Of The Soldiers; On The Other The Whites-first Isolationism Of The Protesters. Excuse Me, Who Are The Idealists Here?

As A Child, I Wanted Only Two Things - To Be Left Alone To Read My Library Books, And To Get Away From My Provincial Hometown And Go To London To Be A Writer. And I Always Knew That When I Got There, I Wanted To Make Loads Of Money.