I Is What I Is, And I'm

You Know, Not Everybody Can Afford To Pay $58 For Prime Rib Or $650 For A Bottle Of Wine. My Friends And I Cook For Regular Families Who Worry About Feeding Their Kids And Paying The Bills.

A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Both Hands.

People See Me On Tv Two And Three Times A Day, And See Me Cooking All These Wonderfully Southern, Fattening Dishes. That's Only 30 Days Out Of 365. And It's For Entertainment.

The Thought Of Eating Rabbit And Squirrels Doesn't Appeal To Me. And That Was On Our Table Quite Often As A Kid. In Your Uppity Restaurants, They Serve A Lot Of Rabbit. But I Just Can't Help But Think Of Peter. And Deer, I Can't Go There, Because Of Bambi.

Would I Have Fired Me? Knowing Me? No.