I Is What I Is, And I'm

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.

I Have A Lot Of Secret Uses For Sour Cream, Which Is The Magic Ingredient In My Mac And Cheese. It's An Old-timey, Southern Version, And The Sour Cream Makes It That Much Creamier. Oh, It's So Good!

I Am Proud To Be A Southerner.

Talking About Money Is Garish. It's Tacky.

I'm So Glad I'm Not A Dentist. How Many Times Does Someone Say, 'oh, Doc, It Felt So Good When You Were Drilling My Teeth'? Never. But When You Give Someone A Wonderful Cookie, You Put A Little Of Yourself In, And You See Someone's Face Light Up - That's Immediate Approval.