I Invested, And I Protected Myself, So

Of Course, Anybody's Who's 26 Years Old Will Probably Say, "of Course The Old Guy Would Say That." But Wait Until You're 45 Or 46 Years Old. See How You Feel About It Then.

Nothing Is Set Up Like A Comedy Bit. I Did Sitcoms For 10 Years. Literally From 1989 To 1999. That's Almost All I Did. Whenever I Got Away From Television I Was Like, "phew, Thank God That's Over. I Am Never Going Back."

But I'm A Citizen Of Texas And Try To Spend Most Of My Time There.

And There Have Certainly Been Movies I Wanted To Be In And Milestones I Wanted To Surpass That Did Not Happen.

But At The Same Time, If The Right Thing Came Along, I Would Do It In A Second.