I Hurt Someone's Feelings Once.

Running A Casino Is Like Robbing A Bank With No Cops Around. For Guys Like Me, Las Vegas Washes Away Your Sins. It's Like A Morality Car Wash.

I Didn't Have A Problem With Rejection, Because When You Go Into An Audition, You're Rejected Already. There Are Hundreds Of Other Actors. You're Behind The Eight Ball When You Go In There.

I Hurt Someone's Feelings Once.

If You Don't Co-operate You're Gonna Suffer From Fistophobia.

When You Make A Drama, You Spend All Day Beating A Guy To Death With A Hammer, Or What Have You. Or, You Have To Take A Bite Out Of Somebody's Face. On The Other Hand, With A Comedy, You Yell At Billy Crystal For An Hour, And You Go Home.