I Hurt So Many People.

Politics Is Not Really Different From Marriage. You Cannot Get Things Done In Your Relationship If You Tell Your Wife: Look, If You Haven't Made The Bed And If You Don't Get The Food On The Table, I Will Go And Just Hire Someone And You Will Become Irrelevant. That Is Not How You Make A Marriage Work.

Having A Pump Is Like Having Sex. I Train Two, Sometimes Three Times A Day. Each Time I Get A Pump. It's Great. I Feel Like I'm Coming All Day.

I Hate Pants. This Is Something I Have Inherited From My Father. He Despised Pants, And My Mother Was Never Allowed To Wear Them At Home. We're Talking About A Different Time Period Now, When The Man Was Much More The Ruler Of The House. But I Still Feel That Way, And Neither My Mother Nor Maria Is Allowed To Go Out With Me In Pants.

I Was Also Going To Give A Graduation Speech In Arizona This Weekend. But With My Accent, I Was Afraid They Would Try To Deport Me.

I Like The Color Red Because It's A Fire. And I See Myself As Always Being On Fire.