I Hope You're All Republicans.

The Criminal Element Now Calculates That Crime Really Does Pay.

You Know, It Was Only A Generation Ago That Actors Couldn't Be Buried In The Churchyard.

I've Been Told That Some Members Of Congress Disagree With My Tax Cut Proposal. Well, You Know It's Been Said That Taxation Is The Art Of Plucking Feathers Without Killing The Bird. It's Time They Realized The Bird Just Doesn't Have Any Feathers Left.

There Are Only Two Things That The Liberals Don't Understand: The Things That Change And The Things That Don't.

If We Get The Federal Government Out Of The Classroom, Maybe We'll Get God Back In.