I Hope You Realize, In A Democracy,

I Think Hell Exists On Earth. It's A Psychological State, Or It Can Be A Physical State. People Who Have Severe Mental Illness Are In Hell. People Who Have Lost A Loved One Are In Hell. I Think There Are All Kinds Of Different Hells. It's Not A Place You Go To After You Die.

I Think The Internet Has Developed At This Incredibly Rapid Pace Because Of Net Neutrality, Because Of The Free Nature Of It, Because A Youtube Can Start The Way Youtube Started.

I'm A Bit Of A Shill For The Clinton Administration, Which Has Its Perks. I'm Invited To All The Inaugural Balls.

I'm The New York Jew Who Actually Grew Up In Minnesota.

During Vietnam, I Was In College, Enjoying My Student Deferment. The Government Wisely Felt That, In My Case, Military Service Was Less Important Than Completing My Studies To Prepare Me For My Chosen Career: Comedian.