I Hope It Never Becomes Normal To

What About My Brain? What About My Heart? What About My Kidneys And My Gallbladder?

I'd Rather Go To The White House Correspondents' Dinner Than Any Awards Show.

I Don't Think About Being Sexy, Being Seductive. What You Don't Want To See Is Somebody Trying To Be Sexy. That's The Most Unsexy Thing.

Claims Have Been Made That I've Been On A Strict Workout Routine Regulated By Co-stars, Whipped Into Shape By Trainers I've Never Met, Eating Sprouted Grains I Can't Pronounce And Ultimately Losing 14 Pounds Off My 5'3" Frame. Losing 14 Pounds Out Of Necessity In Order To Live A Healthier Life Is A Huge Victory. I'm A Petite Person To Begin With, So The Idea Of My Losing This Amount Of Weight Is Utter Lunacy. If I Were To Lose 14 Pounds, I'd Have To Part With Both Arms. And A Foot.

I Definitely Believe In Plastic Surgery. I Don't Want To Be An Old Hag. There's No Fun In That.