I Hid My Underwear Beneath A Parked

Oh, God, I Don't Know What's More Difficult, Life Or The English Language.

I've Always Been Intrigued By Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds Me Of My Childhood.

Oh, God, I Don't Know What's More Difficult, Life Or The English Language.

Don't Hold Me To Anything In The Book. I'm A Waffler. I Like Wafflers. They Said John Kerry Was A Waffler, But I Admired Him For That - Showed He Could Change His Mind.

I Wondered Where The Person Was Who Had Taken My Place, Who Wanted To Know What News People Had Been Told. I'm Always Looking For The Person Who Replaces Me, Who Thinks The Things I Do, Who Fills In For Me When I'm Not There. I Know There Is Someone Younger Than Me Doing What I Did And Someone Older Doing What I Will Do, And Someone My Age Being Just Like Me.