I Hereby Resolve To Kill Every Vampire

I Think Zombies Have Always Been An Easy Metaphor For Hard Times. Because They're This Big, Faceless, Brainless Group Of Evil Things That Will Work Tirelessly To Destroy You And Think Of Nothing Else.

Some People Say "if We Split Up,we Can Cover More Ground"-with Blood

I Hereby Resolve To Kill Every Vampire In America.

All I Ask Is That My Final Months Be Happy Ones, And That I Be Permitted A Husband Who Will See To My Proper Christian Beheading And Burial.

I Decided That It Was More Important To Laugh Than To Eat.