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When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.

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The Current Tax Code Is Harder To Understand Than Bob Dylan Reading Finnegans Wake In A Wind Tunnel.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.

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