I Haven't Seen A Half-monkey, Half Person

It's A Real Blessing For Me To Tell You, Sir, That Calvary Has Arrived - Fox Is Here!

If We Just Stop Producing Stuff, If We Stop Being So Capitalist, We Stop Taking Resources From Other Third World Countries, We'll Be Happy.

It Is Remarkable To Me That Both Parties Are So Out Of Touch With The American People, Both Democrats, Republicans And Independents, We All Feel The Same Way.

Look, Calling Somebody In A Wheelchair Handicapable Doesn`t All Of A Sudden Give Them The Power To Climb Stairs Or The Ability To Grab Ho-hos Off The Top Shelf.

The 99 Percent Of Those People Who Voted For Donald Trump Are Not Alt-righters. They Are Not Racists. They've Never Even Heard Of The Word.