I Haven't Really Ever Had To Audition

If I Had Been Around When Rubens Was Painting, I Would Have Been Revered As A Fabulous Model. Kate Moss? Well, She Would Have Been The Paintbrush.

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

What Was I Thinking? Fact Is I Wasn't Thinking. I Didn't Want To Think. I Wanted To Feel.

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

I Am A Kid In The Dressing-up Box At Heart.