I Have Very Few Friends. I Have

I Haven't Known Life To Be Any Happier.

In Missouri, Where I Come From, We Don't Talk About What We Do - We Just Do It. If We Talk About It, It's Seen As Bragging.

I Always Heard Criticism Is The Tax On Fame. They Were Right. And Then Some.

It May Be A Brief Interruption - Just A Few Seconds - But What If Someone Sitting Near You Is Trying To Make A Decent Bootleg? Did You Ever Think Of That? Now All Those Street-corner Copies Are Permanently Defiled By Your So-called 'emergency.' Don't Be So Damn Selfish.

One Of The Greatest, Smartest Things I Ever Did Was Give My Kids Angie As Their Mom. She Is Such A Great Mom. Oh, Man, I'm So Happy To Have Her.