I Have Van Gogh's Ear For Music

The Email Of The Species Is Deadlier Than The Mail.

You Don't Sit Down And Write A Wish List About The Person You Are Going To Fall Violently In Love With. It Just Doesn't Work Like That.

I Now Accept That It Is Looking Increasingly Likely That Tiger Woods Is, In Fact, Straight.

That One Can Love Another Of The Same Gender, That Is What The Homophobe Really Cannot Stand.

I'd Probably Want To Teach At University, Because Children Would Drive Me Insane. I Suspect It Would Be English Literature, Shakespeare And So Forth. I've Always Been Deeply, Deeply In Love With That Kind Of Thing.