I Have Two Kinds Of Facebook Friends:

I Wasn't Disappointed. My Expectations Had Been Met.

I’ve Stopped Thinking About It. I Don’t Have Time To Have A Girlfriend. I Have Like A Full-time Job Learning How To Be Blind.

She Was Not An Adventure, She Was Not A Fine And Precious Thing. She Was A Girl.

She Cannot Possibly Be Dead, People Do Not Just Die

You're Amazing, And I So Want To Be Your Boyfriend, Because Of What You Just Said, And Also Because That Shirt Makes Me Want To Take You Home And Do Unspeakable Things While We Watch Live-action Sailor Moon Videos