I Have To Think As Bugs Bunny,

A Comedian Is Not A Person Who Opens A Funny Door - He's The Person Who Opens A Door Funny.

When A Young Artist Asked Me For Advice On Drawing The Human Foot, I Told Him, ‘the First Thing You Must Learn Is How To Take Your Shoe Off, And Then How To Take Your Sock Off, Then Prop Your Leg Up Carefully On Your Other Knee, Take A Piece Of Paper, And Draw Your Foot.’

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color.

You Do Not 'suffer' If You Decide 'that's The Way It Is' Rather Than 'why Is It This Way?'

Comedy Is Unusual People In Real Situations; Farce Is Real People In Unusual Situations.