I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

Every Tear Should Live Its Purpose. Don't Ever Wipe The Reason Away.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.