I Have Tiger Blood Running Through My

I Have A Disease? Bullshit. I Cured It With My Brain.

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

I've Fallen For You Like A Blind Roofer.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.