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The Enjoyment Has Been Diminishing. Now, There's No Question That It's Sort Of Fun To Get High.

Most People With Low Self-esteem Have Earned It.

Grass [marijuana] Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.