I Have This Real Moron Thing I

There's No Present. There's Only The Immediate Future And The Recent Past.

Sex Always Has Consequences. When Hitler's Mother Spread Her Legs That Night, She Effectively Canceled Out The Spreading Of Fifteen To Twenty Million Other Pairs Of Legs.

Every Time You Use The Phrase All My Life It Has A Different Meaning.

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.