I Have The "thing" Worked Out -

I Was Fired From My Television Job, Simple As That. Well, Downsized, Really, A Classic 1990s Situation.

It's Always Tense When You Move A Character From A Book To The Screen. Always Tense.

Slippery Slope. I Carry A Spare Shirt, Pretty Soon I'm Carrying Spare Pants. Then I'd Need A Suitcase. Next Thing I Know, I've Got A House And A Car And A Savings Plan And I'm Filling Out All Kinds Of Forms.

Plan A Is To Hitch A Ride Out Of Here. But If They Want A War, Then Plan B Is To Win It.

That Should Be Your Town Motto. It's All I Ever Hear. Like: New Hampshire, Live Free Or Die. It Should Be: Despair, You Need To Leave Now.