I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old

In The Past, I've Been Reluctant To Share Any Bits Of Truth About Myself Or To Really Let People In On My Reality. So I Have Said Some Things To Throw People Off The Scent Of What's Really Going On In My Life. So I Have Sort Of Aided The Media In Printing These Misconceptions, Which I Regret.

My Definition Of Beauty Is Simplicity, Elegance, And Sensuality. I Think That When A Woman Is In Harmony With Herself And Remains True To Her Values, She Will Glow Naturally.

I'm Horrible To Live With. I Don't Clean. My Clothes End Up Wherever I Take Them Off. I Forget To Flush The Toilet.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.