I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

Men Are Having Sex With Animals And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us. And I'll Tell You Why: It's Cuz Of That One Sick Man, And It's Up To Me And A Half-mexican To Stop Him.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

Why Do They Collect Garbarge At 5am? Why? It's Garbage. It's Not Going To Go Bad Again.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.