I Have Sold My Soul To The

To Be In A Band On The Road Is To Have Anything And Everything You Want Just By Picking Up The Phone.

When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem.

I Refuse To Stand Up In Front Of A Rabbi And My Friends And The Woman I Love - Who I Will Tell You I Can Love With All My Heart - And Promise She Will Be The Only One I Will Ever Have Until The Day I Die. Thats A Lie.

I'd Like To Think That The Boring Lady Who's Talking To Me Now Is A Lot Sexier And More Interesting Than The One Who's Doing Npr. You Know, Studious And Reserved, And - I Bet You're A Lot Of Fun At A Party.

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.